If you’re a subscriber to our paid services, you know that usernames seem a little random, and occasionally weird. You’re entirely right. The usernames are randomly generated, the product of two words from our database being mashed together with all the finesse of Shakespeare’s chimps.
This can sometimes lead to awkward situations and uncomfortable silences.
Our favorite so far has been sodomyqueen, which prompted a quick complaint from the account holder. Don’t worry, we’ve since removed “sodomy” from the list of words, though I’m sure if you ask nicely, “sodomy” can be added to your account name.
Some other great examples include:
prickrally A new kind of Formula 1 racing, maybe
banalcoitus The most boring kind of coitus
drownsam Unfortunately assigned to someone with a son named Sam
tendergourd For a connoisseur of fruit
tattoofreak Which is kind of judgmental, honestly
voyeuremcee A very specific subset of hiphop
gravyswim Ideal for someone in the American South
Have you gotten a bizarre account name? Share it with us either here or on social media, and our favorite will get a free month of service!